This is my video version. So everything I mention has a corresponding Youtube video. And with that being said, I must admit; Youtube is my religion. I am addicted. I need an intervention.
The Best cartoon series on Youtube: Salad Fingers!!
I love this twisted little dude so much. He's a post-apocalypse survivor, all alone in the world and apparently suffers from multiple brain disorders. He is so cute and endearing in a nightmare-ish sort of way. When I'm feeling sad, I visit the ol' chap to see what his next adventure will be. I know I'm sick.
The worst video on You Tube: That Hand Thing
Eeeeewwww...Thank you, Drew, for scarring my brain permanently. And I have passed on this sickening parasite to many other people, because misery loves company and no one should suffer over this video alone. If you find some kind of insight in the depths of the nastiness, you're either reading too far into it, or you may belong in prison.
The best Politician: Ron Paul
Goodness, I love this man so, so much. He represents every piece of political perfection that an American could ever want. His logic is absolute and clear of agendas. His understanding of the Constitution is sound. He was a doctor, he understands economics and has served on an economic committee, and to top it all off, the man can SPEAK! He doesn't speak in rhythms like Obama or in vague gibberish like Bush. He speaks like a man that knows what the hell he's talking about. I long for the day that this man, or someone with identical views, runs our country correctly.
Worst Talk Show Host: Glenn Beck
He's the ultimate douche. Enough said.
Best song to dedicate to a clingy ex: The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot, by Brand New
These guys are lyrical geniuses so even if you dislike emo, you have to appreciate their songs. But I like, like, like emo...I'm over the shame....I'll openly admit it now.
Worst song, worst lyrics, worst voice, most pitiful excuse for music in existence: Party at a Rich Dude's House, by Ke$ha
Ke$ha<---notice the $ replaced 'S'...Who let this bitch out of her cage!? I wish for her a bright future which includes a lobotomy.
Most Inspirational Individual: Eckhart Tolle
He is the most enlightened man alive. I strongly recommend 'New Earth'. He has a very Buddhist approach, but ultimately, he claims no religion. His ability to dissect emotions and events that happen to humans is truly remarkable.
Worst TV Show: Jersey Shore
Someone, please castrate the boys and cauterize the girl's ovaries immediately....because like...people...like...that are like...stupid, like, they are...like....I friggin....like..think they shouldn't friggin like....be able to like...bring...children into the like...world...
The best movie of all time: It's an epic tie! Full Metal Jacket and American Beauty
Full Metal Jacket:
This movie combines all of the best concepts a movie can have; War, comedy, philosophy, tragedy, guns, glory, guts, violence and irony....mmmmmm....I salivate at the thought.
American Beauty:
Casting is exceptional. The ongoing theme is consistent and profound. I wrote a paper for my philosophy class in college and was able to tie themes from 4 different philosophers into the plot of this story. And I got an 'A'...
This clip also has one of the best quotes of all time...epic...seriously.
Best way to waste 2 hours: Sharing Youtube videos on your blog! Seriously.
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